Nature of Man

… nothing that happens to Man is ever natural …

As Assen pointed out, an idea cannot be a meme if it doesn’t mutate and propagate, so here’s what my bunny-infected brain (and shaky hand) came up with:

Spread the word, brothers.

Suicide Bunnies is this meme started by two cartoon books on little rodents ending their lives (but neither of the terrorist kamikaze nor of the regular roadkill variety). Examples of these should definitely not (considering most copyright laws) be available here or here.

Some people would object to depicting such mindless violence as being possibly dangerous to minors, so I’m obliged (or obligated if you live across the pond, or have no idea what the pond is) to warn you: If there are any minors near your computer screen, please tell them to go in the other room and play on the Xbox. Thank you.

Our program will now continue with the latest news in street gang warfare. In New York, the Seward Park Rats lead with 15 to 8 in their evening match with the Ghetto Pitbulls…

I have found undeniable scientific explanation of how Morlocks would come to existence. What am I talking?! They *ARE* coming to existence *NOW*, under our noses. No doubt, this bears the touch of the long hands of the post-illuminati order of […text altered by Aquinas Hub filter #8ae3…]

You start with a regular eat-and-drink pub. During daylight, it serves meals, beers, other normal stuff, tomato salads. After midnight, though, subtle changes are introduced in the environment: the lights are dimmed, the music is cranked up even louder and all tables and barstools get crowded with people. Have you, my young science-minded reader, grokked the full extent of what’s happening? We are witnessing the birth of a new sub-species of Homo Sapiens Sapiens: the nightdwelling Homo Sapiens Nocturnis. Notice the careful circumvention of normal evolutionary principles: not only are vast amounts of beer consumed, but the specimens are put in extremely modified conditions: densely packed, the dim light covering the anatomical anomalies of the eventual partner, and loud sound safely preventing the detection of any possible mind defects (which would promtply come up in a normal conversation). Thus, the first rudimentary samples of the new race find partners of similar features (occupying habitats with dim artificial light, using mind-altering substances (beer, liquor, smokes, tomatoes), using body-signs communication). Run this setup for another hundred years and watch children and stray animals disappear around such places.

Diarese to English: Been to a pub. Was noisy. Good beer, though.