Nature of Man
… nothing that happens to Man is ever natural

2 April 2005, Saturday

Four Word Film Reviews

Filed under: Uncategorized — Mordred @ 16:26

The Matrix

  • Humans make bad batteries.
  • Blue pill = no sequel.
  • Popular screen-saver is born.
  • Philosophy for the masses.

LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring, and so on

  • Are they there yet?
  • Weaving wouldn’t, Wood would.
  • Have ring will travel.
  • Gollum invents mono-dialogue.
  • Wizard Gandalf rises level.
  • Gollum gets the finger.
  • Gay hobbit gets wife?
  • Frodo gets manicure discount.
  • Flaming steward forgets bungee.

Hmm, now which movie that comes from: Great lines, little else.

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