Nature of Man
… nothing that happens to Man is ever natural

22 December 2005, Thursday

Have you been touched by His noodly appendage?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Mordred @ 14:18
Have you been touched by His noodly appendage?
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Brothers and sisters, welcome to the wonderful world of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. It is not religion, although some of its practices and beliefs may appear so, it is a scientific theory, which its proponents demand to be thought at school, side by side with the theories of Evolution, Intelligent Design and Intelligent Falling.

Key points of the theory:

  • An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, starting with a mountain, trees and a “midgit” (sic).
  • All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being
  • Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s.


As you can see it is all undeniable fact, and as an supporting argument, a sum of $1′000′000 is offered to anyone who can produce empirical evidence proving that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (although Jesus is not a part of, or worshipped in, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism).

Ramen to that!

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