Got Smokers in the Office?
How about countering with a bit of propaganda, then :)
The title says “Association of Pool Pissers”, on account of the saying that dividing a room in areas for smokers and non-smokers is like dividing a pool in areas for pissing and non-pissing people.
If you’re a smoker yourself, take your ashtray outside and stay in the corner. You should be thankful there’s no red dye for smokers.