The Official God FAQ
http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
I actually think they got it wrong. The proper answer should be “Mu“. The ones who put the question would not accept “yes” for an answer, and the ones who have accepted “yes” as the answer do not put the question. Therefore the question is Mu-ed (err, I mean “moot”).
I hereby propose this alternative God FAQ:
Q: “Is there a God?”
A: “Mu!”
Q: “Has a dog a God nature?”
A: “Mu!”
…
Q: “What did you have for breakfast?”
A: “?!” … Enlightment!
Much better, right?