The Natural Man Jumps
The time to do your duty to Mother Earth has come!
20th July 2006, 13:39:13 GMT+2 - World Jump Day
Time to reverse the consequences of USA not respecting the Kyoto Protocol and do something for that climate. The power is in your hands weight, use it!
Be sure you’ve had lunch so your impact would be greater. Don’t jump from too high a place or you will also have an impact crater and scraping your remains off the pavement will cause additional atmosphere warming due to the friction between the shovel and the ground.
Stay away from this propaganda event staged by the Intelligent Falling crowd! Conserve gravity!
Comment by Assen — 19 July 2006, Wednesday @ 16:28
Although there are still no data coming from NASA (Hey, maybe it’s a governmental hush-up? Has anyone seen or heard the invisible and inaudible black choppers? A-ha!), it seems that the brave venture didn’t succeed. If there’s anyone to blame, it’s those bastards at Contra World Anti Jump Opposite! Next time we’re gonna outjump those suckers!
Comment by Mordred — 21 July 2006, Friday @ 16:29
Join the opposition! Freeedom from wrong calculations and manipulations;)
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Comment by James — 4 May 2018, Friday @ 12:43